Whut's thus fukken broon shite?

So once said Bobby Carlyle in one of them things where he wasn't a mulleted 80s stripper from Sheffield. But forget Sheffield and all its Arctic Monkeys and Molokos and what-not - Scotland's where it's at. And what way to better celebrate Caledonia than with a tenuous play on words made into a shit game? Exactly...

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Yes, we're obsessed with Scotland and the West Country. No, we don't want to talk about it.