SUBSCRIPTIONS

If you're reading this, Mr John Milk, formerly of 25 Cromwell Place, Skrutston, Twknmnshire (i.e., my home), would do do me and my housemate Grill one, simple kindness. For the love of Hot Fat, would you please REDIRECT YOUR BLOODY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?!!!

I didn't mind at first. I used to just pop things back in the post. But this is every day now! Thousands of the sods! Here's some of the notable ones:

FAT PANELS
THROAT CROWS WEEKLY
NEW BILTONG EXPRESS
INSIDE CROSSROADS (WITH FREE POSTER OF CHEF SHOOEY MCPHEE)
FELT MAGIC
JAMIE OLIVER'S POTATO WARFARE
CHAIRS
Q
HEARING AID REVIEW
THE INTERNATIONAL JOURNAL OF HOPSCOTCH AND RELATED SKIPPING GAMES
READERS WIVES - ROADKILL SPECIAL
THE MARSUPIAL
CHUTNEY AND PICKLE MAKER
BREADCRUMBS!
TOWELLING ROBE WEARER
CIGAR BANDIT
HORSEPLAY



I could go on. And indeed I have. But you get the picture. But I've no idea if or when the fuzz are going to come and lock us up, you twisted little ape. So please, in the name of all that is holy, STOP!!!

In other news, I found an blood stained Argos pen in a bag of frozen peas. Getting a £5 voucher off of Tesco for it. CASHBACK!!!