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I AM NOT DRIL BOY - I HAVE JUSST PINCHED HIS INTERNET TO GET AT SOMEMORE MUCKY COMPUTER STUFF. I DRANK A LOT OF WISKY AND AM GVERY DRUNK.

SO YEAH. DRIL BOY IS ALWAYS TIPING STUF OUT TO YOU LOT, BUT I KNO HES JUST TYPING TO HIMSELD. HA!1 YOU LOT DONT EXST! I KNO THIS, BECUZ I KNO A LOAD OF STUFF AND I KNO YOU LOT DONNT REALY EXIST. LIKE THE POLISE OR A WOLF. OR MICHAEL MAK ENTIRE.

I OFTN WONDER WHAT ITD BE LIK TO HAVE A PROEPR SHIT LIK A DOG OR A DONKEY. SO I GET SOME SOSAGES AND PUT A LITLE BIT OF SELOTAPE ON THEM AND I PUT THEM ON WHERE MY BUM WOOD BE, AND I WAIT FOR THEM TO FALL ON THE FLOOR. SOMETIMES I VIDIO IT AND LOOK AT IT LATER. DONT U TELL ANYONE ABOT THAT THO

BABIES ARE STUPID. THEY CANNT EVEN DO REEDING OR ANYTHING! I GAVE A BOOK TO A BABY AND IT DIDNT EVEN SAY 'THANKS GRIL' OR 'HAVE FIV POUNDS'. IT JUST SAT THER AND AFTER A BUIT IT CRYED REALLY LOUDLY!!1! STUPID.

I'M BORD NOW, AND I WANT MOR E WISKY...

I WANT A FITE NOW... NEFIUNFDSALK' 'F[NJEPOQP HWER SUKD ......................................................................................................... ......................................................... ......................................................................................................... .... ......... .............................................................. .......................................................................................... ........................................................................ ................... .......

OH FUK.THINK i feeel asleep on the kebord.

Shal I delete that? No! Ha HA... And everyonde wil think it's Drill Boy!

Oh shit! I said Im not him already WHY AM I TYPING THS INSTED OF JUST THINKING IT?!

BALLS! fuking HANGOVERS!!